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Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, May 03, 2015

Video: THIS IS THE REAL FIGHT OF THE CENTURY


Manny Pacquiao vs Floyd Mayweather fight was a total disappointment with so many others underwhelmed about what happened. Pacman trying to reach and land solid punches to Mayweather while "the money" is after only of the money with hugging and running around.  Check the video of the collection of Mayweather hugs here up to Round 7.







MAYWEATHER HUGGED MANNY PACQUAIO EVERYTIME HE IS CORNERED. UNTIL 7TH ROUND, THERE ARE A TOTAL OF 10 HUGS COMBINED IN THIS VIDEO. DON'T MENTION THE EVADING AND RUNNING AWAY SCENE.
Posted by OFW AKO on Sunday, May 3, 2015








Well, if you are disappointed, look at these boxing match with eyes covered. This is the real fight of the century.  :)


REAL FIGHT OF THE CENTURY. Ito ang laban na hindi Boring! Real fight of the century.Please SHARE para makita ng Iba. :)
Posted by Pinoy Viral Videos on Sunday, May 3, 2015
©2015 THOUGHTSKOTO

Friday, April 25, 2014

The Videos is Hilariously Funny and Burj Khalifa Famous Pinnacle Base Jump



I can't help it. I admire the ladies who despite their fall, still manage to maintain their poise. But I cried laughing.


Funny Video.












©2014 THOUGHTSKOTO

Friday, February 21, 2014

2 Hours of Laugh, Good for the Heart



There is a powerful health benefits in laughter and humor. LAUGHING is the best medicine. SO HERE IS 2 HOURS OF LAUGHS. YOU'LL BE YOUNGER AFTER WATCHING THIS. YOUR HEART WILL BE RELIEVE.





©2014 THOUGHTSKOTO

Sunday, September 13, 2009

SOME (ANIMAL) TIPS

Baka nakita niyo na nga ang mga pictures na ito, pero there are many things we can learn from this animal photos...

And so the Thoughtskoto's decided to share some simple tips sa mga visitors namin.


1. Stay out of Trouble.

Wag lumubog or magtakang sumuot sa drum kung di mo alam kung paano makakaahon, now I am not sure with my Tagalog version, pero sa English, parang ganito yun.

"Don't go down, if you don't know how to get up." Simple lang di ba? Hehe

Tsk tsk, malabo... kayo na bahala.

2. When you are communicating seriously, and sincerely, look the other person or animal in the eye.

They will see the sincerity. Promise. Especially if it is between life and hospital-bone-breaking-hospital-bedridden-or-might-be-death experience.

Ako, whenever I speak or may sasabihin na urgently at talagang importante, I look the person in the eye.

Now figure that out in chatting or calling over the phone.

Look at the screen or cellphone instead... (lols)

3. Exercise to maintain good health. It is the secret to long life.

May kilala ako, naggygym daw siya, buti pa siya may time para maggym.

Maggygym na rin kaya ako.

Gymnastic, that is.

4. Teamwork makes an organization, company and family successful.

Totoo yan, no one is an island. We all need each other here. Any sports team, or any organization, kapag walang harmony and mission and vision, walang mangyayari.

Even our very own self, kapag hindi nagkakatugma ang puso, heart, isip at mind, magulo, parang ako, hilong hilo sa kahahanap ng tao, volunteer at sponsor. hehe

5. Prepare a Shelter for Rainy Days

I wonder what happen, matalino naman ang matsing di ba?

Simple tips lang ang number 5 but with a very profound and different meaning. Shelter could mean a lot of things, house, savings, education, virtues, values, dreams...

6. Friendship is no respecter of person (or animal :)

Have you seen a bird befriend a cat? Or a Black African befriend an Asian, or White American?

Wala yan sa color, sa pinag-aralan, sa status quo, sa backgrounds, or sa language or race.

Friendship for me boils down to one thing.

C-H-A-R-A-C-T-E-R

If the person does have a character that I like and wanted to emulate, if I see goodness in them, I befriend them, because I wanted to be influence by their goodness.

kaya yung mga friend namin dito sa blogosphere, mababait yan...hehe

and hope magpakabait na rin kami...

7. Aim for Greater Heights

Merong mga tao na kuntento na sa buhay. Meron din iba na hindi makuntento sa buhay. I guess for us, we dream for something better. We might be contented sa ngayon, but we never ceases to dream and aim for something better.

Kapag ang isa tao daw, kuntento na, that's the end of everything. I guess people succeed because they keep on aiming for the better, hindi stagnant, kaya hindi nabubulok.

Aim for greater and higher and better things. When you fail, at least you tried. When you succeed, share the blessing to others.

8. Nothing is impossible.

We have some doubts and fears. We do. But we face it with faith in God. Kasi di ba sabi Niya,

"for Him nothing is impossible"

I believe that wholeheartedly.

I subscribe to that belief and for many years have proven that indeed, with Him,

if we do things with Him...

things will just go fine, things will just be fine.

Sounds preachy? hmmmn, I am hungry.

9. Rest and Relax.

Breathe some fresh air. Watch a scenic or breathtaking view, and wonder at the beauty of nature, and the tranquility of the birds flying up above.

Take sometime to enjoy the beauty within us.

When you look at the mirror, don't say, "Yuck!"

You are not helping.

Say, "Wow!"

and feel better. We are all wonderful, unique and special.

Kagaya dito sa blogosphere, I have known many, many people, young and not-so-young with tremendous potential, with so much to offer, pero afraid or ashamed to come out in the open and share and reach limitless abilities and hidden talents.


10. Wear Your Best Smile.

It is the secret of staying and looking young.

Tingnan mo nga tong asong toh, parang puppy pa di ba? kasi nga smile lang ng smile.

Nakakita na kasi ng lalapain eh.

(Hindi ko sinabing ikaw yun ah...defensive lang...)


©2009 THOUGHTSKOTO

Saturday, July 25, 2009

PURE BREED KIDS FOR ADOPTION (haha)

Ito ang advertisement, patawarin nawa ang kaluluwa nila, anong mga lahi to?


From: giegomaf@yahoo.com
Date: Monday, July 20, 2009
Category: Vehicles (kita mo kung saan nakapost? Sa vehicles section!)
Region: Dammam (dammam)
Dammam, Vehicles, male and female kids ready to go for adoptionDammam, Vehicles, male and female kids ready to go for adoption
Description: hello to any parent seeking to adopt a kid or kids i have these male and female kids
who are ready to go out for adopting to any loving and caring home who will spoil
them with love and care they are 5 months old i will be waiting to read from you asap

- Mr. Giego Maf

So dali dali akong tinawagan ni Mrs. Thoughtskoto, at binigay sakin ang link. Hala ka, oo nga, for adoption!
Parang si San-guko pa ng Dragon Ball Z yung boy,spiky ang hair.
Akala ni Mrs. Thoughtskoto, namatay ang parents, awang-awa at nag-aalala itong mabait ko na lovefate. Sabi ko, siya, email mo na kung anong
lahi nung mga bata, at paano ba ang processing ng adoption,
baka kung kanino pa mapunta yan, kawawa naman. Ito ang email ng wife ko.

Hi,

I saw your ad regarding the 5 months old children for adoption.

I want to know why they are being put for adoption? And what's their nationality?

We are a Filipino family living in Khobar, I have a 15 months old daughter too.

I'm a wife who stays at home and we're interested for adopting the kids.

They will be taken care of, and we hope to bring them up as our own child.

Our little girl is also very friendly and very affectionate to other children,

she will be happy to have these kids as her siblings.

hope to hear from you soon.

- Mrs. Thoughtskoto

Hala ka ulit, parang totoo nga, nagreply eh, pero nung mabasa ko ang email reply,

I chatted Mrs. Thoughtskoto na basahin niya ang email at

sumakit ang ulo at tiyan ko. Haha.

Ito ang reply ni Mr. Giego Maf

Hello,

Thank you for your interest in our kids.

We are delighted to confirm to you that we still have the kids

that we are carefully

looking for a loving home for any of them.

they are 5months old, of pure breed, of same color ,

with full bloodiness,

good temperament and personality.

We have noticed that some people excitingly adopt children

but cannot care for them.

As such we are reluctant to exchanging our kids for money

but will prefer to offer them for free (pamimigay daw?) into any loving home

who will accept the following conditions.

If you will accept after getting the child to permit us visit the them from

time to time while with you just to ensure and

see that you are spoiling them rotten with love.

(ano daw? ay oo nga naman, pag spoil na ang food, di ba rotten na yun?

ay ano ba?)

Secondly if you are far from us, then you must agree with us to send

her pictures/videos regularly as the kids grow up in your home, as well

as related information on Tina and Dan's well being and development.

If you accept these conditions with your hand on your heart,

then you are free to contact us again to let us know where precisely you

are located so that we can arrange for you to have these little angels.

i was wondering can you confirm to me the following?

(teka binasa ba nito ang email ni Mrs. Thoughtskoto)

How soon do you intend taking these my little angles?

What kind of accommodation can you provide for the kids?

are you familiar with children

Where are you located?

are you married ?

Do you have a phone number where i can reach you?

What is your home address?

Have you ever been convicted?

Have you attempted adopting children before?

Were you successful?

Are you going to use her fro breeding or some kind of games?

(anong akala nito sa mga anak niya, manok? palahian of pure breed

at pansabong? haha)

all these questions am asking because i will like to know

what you are up to and to know if at all you really need this kids.

I just hope i have found the right family for my little angels.

I will have to take recent shots of her and send them to you later

Best regards

Immanuel and Jessica

Anong advise ang maibibigay niyo sa amin?

We believe this is spam or modus operandi,

and kung ano man ang tunay na hangarin nila,

sorry na lang pero lumuluha na kami ni

Mrs. Thoughtskoto sa katatawa.

©2009 THOUGHTSKOTO

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Maalaala Mo Kaya...Berta


{(Another thing, although I don't expect too much from this award thing, this blog, THOUGHTSKOTO, was nominated as one of the candidates for the Filipino Blog of the Week at THE COMPOSED GENTLEMAN BLOG) If you are kind enough, please vote for this blog cause no one might...nyehaha. It will be embarrassing to receive none. :-)}

Dear Ate Charo,

 Thank you for considering this letter of mine. I'm writing about Ben.
 We're in our twenties and both work in Makati. In fact, we used to be
  officemates. I've known him for almost two years and all the time, I've
  been in-love with him, although we are just friends and he has a
  girlfriend
  he intends to marry.
 
  Ate Charo, I can't help but fall in love with him. He's perfect! He's
  responsible, intelligent, resourceful, thoughtful, loving, sweet, caring,
  upright, kind, family-oriented, and a God-fearing individual. His good
  looks are just an added bonus. I can't believe such a man still exists
  today and I will forever be thankful for his friendship.

It is a pain to be so in-love with him because he and his girlfriend are
  perfect for each other and are so happy being together. I don't know if
  he's aware of my feelings for him, but winning his heart, I think, is out
  of the question. His girlfriend is too precious for him. Losing her
  would
  truly hurt him, and I don't want to see him in pain. I know,
  however, that a part of me wishes he would reciprocate my love, but he's
  just too good for me. He deserves someone better, like the girl he has
  now.
 
  Knowing he's happy with her is enough consolation for me. I want his
  happiness even if it would mean my own despair. God knows how much I'm
  suffering. Writing this letter alone is already a torture. I've been
  trying very hard to forget him. I've done ways I know to free myself.
  Pero ang kulit talaga ng puso ko, ayaw sumunod. Ate Charo, I haven't seen
  or talked with him for a long time and I thought his absence would somehow
  cool down the feeling, but it hasn't. I don't want to miss him, but I do
  miss him terribly. How can I forget him?

Whenever I see a place, a thing, or a situation, my mind automatically
  associates it with him. His memories occupy most of my waking and
  sleeping
  hours. His face pops into my mind in the middle of my lunch, when I'm
  talking with my friends, cleaning my house, or just doing something which
  has nothing to remind me of him. Odd, but true. I'm not bitter, Ate. I
  don't blame myself, him, nor God for this situation. As a matter of fact,
  I'm thankful. Painfully odd as it is, this situation has made me the
  mature
  person I am now. But I can't help ask myself why should someone fall for
  another when they are not meant for each other? 
Why Ate Charo? 
Why? 

You know Ate, whenever I pray, I always ask God to help me let go of this
  love. I just want to feel the same way he feels for me... as a friend
  and
  nothing more. I know I can get through this because I believe that God
  wouldn't give me something He knows I couldn't handle. Someday I will be
  able to smile again without being hurt when I remember him. God has His
  reason for all of these and until I know the reasons, I want to hear words
  from you. Attached is my picture to show my sincerity and let you decide
  if
  am really not meant for his love.
 
  Please Ate Charo, help me.
 
  Sincerely,

Berta Plak


This was emailed to me by a friend. This is just for fun, although the Thoughtskoto family doesn't subscribe to the idea of making fun with other looks or circumstances. 

(Another thing, although I don't expect too much from this award thing, this blog, THOUGHTSKOTO, was nominated as one of the candidates for the Filipino Blog of the Week at THE COMPOSED GENTLEMAN BLOG)

If you are kind enough, please vote for this blog cause no one might...nyehaha. It will be embarrassing to receive none. :-)

 ©2009 THOUGHTSKOTO

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Some Funny OFW Jokes


Dear Anak,

NIDO Full Cream Milk na lang ang ipadala sa amo sa sunod nimong

pagpadala ug mga groceries na package.

Nagkalibanga si Tatay mo nianing Nivea Cream Milk 

Nagmamahal,

---Nanay

English Translation:

Dear Son,

Please send NIDO Full Cream Milk the next time you send a grocery package, your Dad had an LBM with the Nivea Cream Milk

Love,

----Mom

 (not all milk are drinkable, hahaha)

 Sulat balos ni Nanay kang Dina, OFW sa Japan :

 Dear Anak,

Sa sunod ayaw nami padad-i aning green nga totpaste, nakahilak sa kahalang

 si Tatay nimo. Dili kuno niya type ang brand WASABI.

Salamat,

 -Nanay

 

English Translation:

Mom's reply to her Dina, an OFW in Japan

Dear Dina,

The next time, please don’t send us this green toothpaste; your Dad cried, it’s too hot. He said he does not like the brand Wasabi.

Thanks,

-Mom

(it's not a toothpaste, hahaha)

GUEST ACKNOWLEDGEMENT SA USA KA EVENT PROGRAM for OFW:

 Organizer: Paki acknowledge si Mayor, late na  niabot... tua ra o, bag-o lang gyud nilabay.

 EMCEE: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late mayor who just passed away.

 

English Translation:

GUEST ACKNOWLEDGEMENT IN ONE OF THE OFW PROGRAM EVENT:

Organizer: Please acknowledge the Mayor, he was late, there, he just passed by.

EMCEE: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late Mayor who just passed away.



©2008 THOUGHTSKOTO

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Money Falling from the Sky!

We all have dreams and fantasies or have your head in the clouds sometime or another. We fan our excitements by dreaming, we sustain the hope by imagining, we draw inspiration from enchanting stories and make believe fairytales we watched or read. I dreamed to have a modest land and house at the heart of Tagaytay, a black GMC SUV car to drive, and a business that thrives.

Unfortunately it does not come true all at once, or by a wink of an eye.
The faith i have subscribed and the principles I've been taught and learned is to work hard, gain knowledge, love others and rear a family that last for eternity.

And so my dream began...

I dreamed that bundles of hundred dollar bills falls from the sky right in front of me while walking.
What currency? My goodness, I am dreaming, do you really need to ask that?  It doesn't matter, as long as it's not fake. (lol)

Anyway, back to my dream. Yes, a bundle of hundreds of dollar bills from up above. I was thinking what goodness have I done to deserved this, but I am indeed grateful. I am not really selfish but since it's my dream, can we pretend that in this case, Nebz and Ed of Sandbox, and even Ever and Jhay was not around when this bundle of money falls because we share the same cloud-free sky here in Saudi or Ever's nearby country of Kuwait! (hehe, balatohan ko na lang kayo). Can we just pretend that in this dream, it's just me and no one is around? Thank you. :) 

Now the challenge is how to keep this money. You cannot deposit them all in Enjaz or Al Rahji because of some anti-terrorism measure. A handsome guy with salary so meager can't make a deposit by the thousands of dollars!
You can't also bring them all at once to the Philippines. The scanner will see those and  the immigration officer will ask for some share or kutong, if you're lucky. But if some unlucky charm comes along with the money, you might be holden by authorities and confiscate your money and detain you for being financier to the terrorists.
Oh, enough for this worse case scenario. Why I am writing this case? I want to end this dream happily. 

Okay, I am not bringing the raw money home, the dollar will be strengthened, and the peso will weaken, and the ofw's will get mad at me.

And so I keep the money in my bag pack, rushed home, and kiss my daughter and my wife. Mrs. Thoughtskoto will asked where this money come from, and so I said, "this falls from the sky. Perhaps some people rob a bank, their plane malfunctioned up above, and all their money went out. And God knows we need money and we are kind, He knows we will spend it wisely and share it to the poor ones..."

"Yala! Yala! Ro!" shouted by the driver in Arabic to the car before us. Then I was back to reality. I am still sitting to where I am sitting before I dreamed. I am still holding my pack bag, and tried to open it if it has really bundles of money inside. I was disappointed to find out my bulky bag is not full of money, but full of lab gown, notebooks, print out to read, and 'baon' (lunchbox) and Doritos to eat. I still have to wake up early, work hard to earn money, and live within our means with simple pleasure and simple joy.

Dreaming is good. Working out for those dreams is another thing. We cannot keep on dreaming and achieving those dreams without working. There is no shortcut to real happiness and joy, they say. And sometimes the real happiness and joy can be felt, and can be found only by working happily with whatever we do, and living joyfully and to the fullest with whatever we have.

And so I have to get to work now, to realize my dreams and well, some desires.

©2008 THOUGHTSKOTO