Some Funny OFW Jokes

Dear Anak,

NIDO Full Cream Milk na lang ang ipadala sa amo sa sunod nimong

pagpadala ug mga groceries na package.

Nagkalibanga si Tatay mo nianing Nivea Cream Milk 

Nagmamahal,

---Nanay

English Translation:

Dear Son,

Please send NIDO Full Cream Milk the next time you send a grocery package, your Dad had an LBM with the Nivea Cream Milk. 

Love,

----Mom

 (not all milk are drinkable, hahaha)

 Sulat balos ni Nanay kang Dina, OFW sa Japan :

 Dear Anak,

Sa sunod ayaw nami padad-i aning green nga totpaste, nakahilak sa kahalang

 si Tatay nimo. Dili kuno niya type ang brand WASABI.

Salamat,

 -Nanay

 

English Translation:

Mom's reply to her Dina, an OFW in Japan

Dear Dina,

The next time, please don’t send us this green toothpaste; your Dad cried, it’s too hot. He said he does not like the brand Wasabi.

Thanks,

-Mom

(it's not a toothpaste, hahaha)

GUEST ACKNOWLEDGEMENT SA USA KA EVENT PROGRAM for OFW:

 Organizer: Paki acknowledge si Mayor, late na  niabot... tua ra o, bag-o lang gyud nilabay.

 EMCEE: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late mayor who just passed away.

 

English Translation:

GUEST ACKNOWLEDGEMENT IN ONE OF THE OFW PROGRAM EVENT:

Organizer: Please acknowledge the Mayor, he was late, there, he just passed by.

EMCEE: I would like to acknowledge the arrival of the late Mayor who just passed away.

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